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Drones & Bacteria Jackets. What a Week...
From genius to questionable. Here’s what’s happening in startups.
Ever looked up and thought, "Damn, I hope a rogue drone doesn’t take out my flight to Bali?" No? Well, Hidden Level has.
They just raised $65M to detect unauthorized drones and keep airspace safe. Airports, military bases, and even private properties are using their tech to spot potential threats before they become a headline on CNN.
💡 Why this matters:
With drones becoming cheaper and more accessible, airspace security is turning into a billion-dollar industry.
More surveillance = more privacy concerns. (Enjoy your rooftop tanning sessions while you can.)
Governments and major airlines are already testing this tech—expect strict drone regulations soon.
🔮 Prediction: In 5 years, your nosy neighbor will have to register their drone before using it to spy on you.
Smartify: Shazam for Art 🎨 ($2M Raised)
You ever stare at an art piece and pretend you know what it means? Smartify is here to save you from embarrassment.
This app lets you scan an artwork and instantly get information on it. Think of it as Shazam, but for museums and rich people’s living rooms.
💡 Why this is big:
Museums are slowly dying—this could make them more interactive and Gen Z-friendly.
The tech could expand beyond art: imagine scanning graffiti, historical buildings, or even random statues.
If this takes off, expect Sotheby’s and Christie’s to start throwing big money at it.
🔮 Prediction: Soon, you’ll be able to scan any item at a rich person’s house and see how much they overpaid for it.
Modern Synthesis: Bacteria is the New Gucci 👔 ($6M Raised)
Fast fashion is out, fast bacteria is in. Modern Synthesis just raised $6M to create textiles grown from bacteria.
Yes, you read that right. Bacteria-grown clothing. Your next jacket might come from a petri dish instead of a sweatshop.
💡 Why this matters:
Sustainable fashion is a huge market. If brands adopt this, we could see a major shift away from traditional textile production.
Some people are gonna freak out at the idea of wearing lab-grown clothes. ("Bro, why does your hoodie smell like a science experiment?")
If this scales, big players like Nike and Adidas will definitely get involved.
🔮 Prediction: Expect the first "luxury bacteria jacket" to drop for $3,000+ in the next two years. And yes, someone will flex it on Instagram.
VCs Are Throwing Cash Again 💰
After months of pretending to be broke, venture capitalists are back handing out checks like it’s 2021 again.
💸 Recent big raises:
Cherry VC (Europe-focused) raised $500M to fund startups.
8VC (backed by a Palantir co-founder) is raising $1B for who knows what.
Pelion Ventures just secured $800M to invest in fintech and B2B startups.
💡 What you should take from this:
If you have a somewhat decent startup idea, now might be the time to start pitching.
Investors are still favoring AI, fintech, and sustainability (so maybe don’t pitch your NFT-based avocado subscription box).
The floodgates are slowly reopening. If funding keeps heating up, expect another startup gold rush by mid-2025.
🔥 MEME BREAK 🔥

Startup Idea of the Week: "AI-Powered Tax Evasion… I Mean, Optimization"
Tax season is a nightmare. But what if AI could scan your financials and legally optimize your taxes better than any accountant?
💡 Why this could work:
Rich people already do this—they just pay human accountants to find loopholes.
AI could scan tax codes, deductions, and government incentives instantly, saving thousands.
The average person sucks at taxes, but they also don’t want to pay H&R Block $500 to do them.
🔮 Challenges:
Might trigger an IRS investigation if you go too crazy.
Regulations around AI tax prep could get messy.
Would require serious security features to protect user data.
🔮 Verdict: Someone is definitely going to build this. The only question is whether the government bans it or tries to use it for themselves.

Final Thoughts 💭
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— The FOMO Report Team