Billionaire Space Pirates & Brain Zaps. What Could Go Wrong?

Trillions in space gold, brain-hacking tech, and satellites that see everything. Welcome to the future.

Pulsetto: The Military’s Brain Hack 🧠 ($2M Raised)

Tired of chugging five coffees just to function? The military has a better idea. Zap your brain into focus mode.

Pulsetto just raised €2M to tweak its vagus nerve stimulation (VNS) device. Originally for anxiety relief, into a wearable designed to keep soldiers locked in, stress-proof, and running at peak efficiency.

💡 Why this matters:

• The line between biohacking and warfare is getting thinner.

• If this takes off, expect Silicon Valley execs to start “optimizing” employees with corporate-issued focus shocks.

• Could lead to a future where performance-enhancing tech isn’t just an edge. It’s a requirement.

🔮 Prediction: In five years, LinkedIn influencers will be selling “CEO-approved brain zappers” while flexing their 4 a.m. productivity sprints.

Karman+: The Billionaire Space Gold Rush 🚀 ($20M Raised)

Who needs crypto when you can mine trillions in rare metals… from space?

Karman+ just landed $20M to develop asteroid mining tech, betting that space rocks will replace Earth’s dwindling supply of platinum, nickel, and gold.

💰 The play? Forget digging up the Earth. Just grab an asteroid instead.

💡 Why this matters:

• One asteroid could hold more platinum than all of Earth’s reserves.

• Mining companies might soon pivot from destroying rainforests to colonizing rocks in deep space.

• This could kick off a trillion-dollar space industry, and you KNOW Elon Musk is watching.

🔮 Prediction: The first influencer to post a “live from my asteroid” vlog will break the internet.

Kapta Space: Satellites That See Everything 🛰️ ($5M Raised)

Think Google Earth, but in real-time. Kapta Space just raised $5M to launch satellites that can track movement anywhere on Earth. Yes, anywhere.

💡 Why this matters:

• Surveillance is about to get turbocharged. Governments, hedge funds, and probably your ex will want access.

• This isn’t just spy tech. Real-time global data could reshape logistics and supply chain predictions.

• Expect serious privacy debates when people realize their every move is being tracked from space.

🔮 Prediction: Hedge funds will use this to track how full parking lots are at McDonald’s to predict quarterly earnings. No, seriously, they already do this.

🔥 MEME BREAK 🔥

Startup Idea of the Week: AI-Powered “Anti-Cringe” Social Media Filter

💀 Because let’s be honest. Half the internet is embarrassing itself daily.

💡 Why this could work:

• AI scans your posts, tweets, or messages before you send them and warns you if you sound desperate, tone-deaf, or just plain cringe.

• Think Grammarly, but for avoiding social disasters.

• Helps professionals, brands, and influencers avoid posting something that gets them roasted or canceled.

• Corporate edition: Stops brands from tweeting “no cap, this product slaps” or dropping a Pepsi-level disaster ad (IFYKYK).

🔮 Challenges:

• Some people have no shame. They’ll post it anyway.

• AI might struggle with nuance and sarcasm.

• Could be weaponized for making sure only hyper-optimized content goes viral (bye-bye, authenticity).

🔮 Verdict: Someone WILL build this. The only question is who gets canceled first: the users or the AI itself?

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💭Final Thoughts

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At the very least, you’ve now got some dangerously good conversation starters. Whether it’s billionaire space pirates, real-time spy satellites, or the future of brain hacking.

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— The FOMO Report Team